Thread: [Epic]JOKE BOOK V1.0

JOKE BOOK V1.0

This is quite possibly the greatest release every to grace the internets.. or perhaps i'm still high from earlier, either way you're bound to have a laugh at this.

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SQL - ArcEmu <v2801

Code:

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SQL - ArcEmu >V2801

Code:

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SQL - Ascent

Code:

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SQL - Aspire

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SQL - MaNGOS

Code:

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('60000069', '$B\"The doctor called me and said I only have 6 months left to live. I said, \"That\'s terrible! Isn\'t there anything I can do?\"$B$BHe said, \"Well, you can get a WoW account and farm rep in Silithus.\"$B$BI said, \"Will that help?\"$B$BHe said, \"No, but it\'ll be the longest 6 months you\'ve ever lived.\" $B$B$B$B\"Three wives are sitting on rocking chairs on the porch, when the first wife says \"my husband is a rogue. He likes to do it from behind.\"$B$BThe second wife giggles and says \"my husband is a warrior... and he has stamina to last ALL night!\"$B$BBoth wives stop rocking, and look at wife #3. She starts turning an embarassed shade of red, and finally mutters...$B$B\"My husband is a mage... and I HATE Polymorph!\"', '60000070'), 
('60000070', '$B\"You know your a warcraft addict that when your microwave dings you yell \"GZ!!!\" $B$B$B\"A Human Paladin, a Dwarven Warrior and a Night Elf Priest walk into the Goldshire tavern, shortly after all are seated by the bar maid. The Human and the Dwarf both order a tall frosty mug of ale, the priestess a glass of wine and begin to talk about their next dungeon to explore.$B$BThe bar maid brings out their drinks and to the surprise of the party, each drink has a dead fly floating upright in their drinks. The Priestess looks at the glass in disgust and throws it over her shoulder and storms out of the tavern.$B$BThe Human casually shrugs, flicks the fly our of his mug, and begins to drink. The dwarf\'s eyes light up in a furious rage, and he violently plucks the fly from his mug and starts squeezing the lifeless bug over the mug while screaming \"SPIT IT OUT! SPIT IT BACK OUT!\" $B$B$B$B', '60000071'), 
('60000071', '\"Q:What do you call a bunch of paladins in a lake?$B$BA: A Bubblebath.\"$B$B$B$B\"Q:What do you call 5 druids in a bath?$B$BA:A HoT tub!\"$B$B$B\"Q:What\'s the difference between Paladins and Chickens?$B$B$BA:Nothing, they both go BoK BoK BoK....\"$B$B\"Q:How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?$B$BA:Two! one to start the fight, and the other to wait in the ironforge inn\"$B$B', '60000072'), 
('60000072', '\"Q:Why did the Felguard cross the road?$B$B$BA:He was given a poultry task. \"$B$B$B$B\"Your mother is so fat, every time she gets Blessing of Kings, Northrend sinks one foot deeper into the sea.\" $B$B$BQ: When dining in a restaurant, how can you tell which other diners play hunters?$B$B$BA: They\'re the ones who need lifeguards to keep them from drowning in their soup. $B$B\"Yo momma so fat shes exalted with mcdonalds!\"$B$B\"STD\'s are BoP!\"', '60000073'), 
('60000073', '\"A guy enter a bar and say to a good looking girl : are your pants purple , because your ass is epic!$B$B$B\"A priest, a paladin and a rogue are on a quest to save some children from an island. They\'re on a small rowing boat and on their way back to the mainland. Suddenly they notice that the boat\'s slowly sinking and decide that they need to get some weight off the boat. The paladin says:$B\"We must protect the young and sacrifice ourselves!\"$BTo which the rogue replies \"Naah, screw the kids.\"$BAnd the priest asks quietly \"Do you think we have enough time?\"$B$B\"Q: What do you call a Tauren with no legs?$B$B$BA: Ground beef\"$B$B', '0');